every class is art class if you dont care enough
your baby’s kicking you say? wow discipline your child
This made me giggle like a loser.
boss is going by
quick wave at the boss
wearing moose pajamas to increase my chances of attracting a mate
OMG HIS FACE! IT KILLED ME!
it killed Jess too
At first I read that as ‘it killed jesus too’ and
And I just started wondering what episode i had missed
Supernatural: where Sams face could kill Jesus and we don’t question it, but we wonder what episode it was.
im not like other teenagers, im 51
it just so happens that most of my otps are based off of a strong friendship.
Girls don’t want boys, girls want more stydia in season 5 of Teen Wolf.
I like how Natasha always cares about other people’s safety before hers.
Can the Man of Steel do that? No he can’t.
In other words where the hell is my Black Widow movie?
When HYDRA was in pursuit of her in the CATWS movie, I wondered why Nat kept running straight, when a zig zag pattern would have made her harder to hit. It just now occured to me, if she HAD ran in a zig zag pattern while surrounded by innocent pedestrians in DC, the Winter Soldier’s bullets could have hit any number of people. She had increased the chances of her getting shot just to make sure more people got away.
I think this is one of the reasons she bonds so well with Steve.
I JUST BURNT MY HAND ON MY LAMP TRYING TO TURN IT OFF LAMPS SHOULD NOT BE HOT ENOUGH TO GIVE YOU THIRD DEGREE BURNS THIS IS BULLSHIT.
maybe if you’d go outside and used natural sunlight instead of running your lamp for 13 hours straight, this wouldn’t happen :)
OH I’M SORRY IT’S 3:38AM LET ME JUST WAKE UP THE SUN SO I CAN SIT OUTSIDE WITH MY SKINLESS BURNT HAND AND BASK IN THE GLORY OF NATURAL DAYLIGHT.
All of my friends are fun, talented, cutie-patooties, and I’m just here like
WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOT TALENTED THT WAS THE MOST MAJESTIC THING IVE EVER SEEN
IF UR READING THIS U LOOK VERY CUTE TODAY AND ALSO ILY